35 Weirdest Stock Photos You Won’t Be Able To Unsee

I think everyone knows that Stock photos are made to be sold but some pictures are impossible for anyone would buy them. From a grandma teaching a group of blond children the secrets of “stab between the fingers” to the Unconventional Birth Of A Pineapple and a female version of Adolf Hitler peeling potatoes, the photographers behind these shots were probably trying a bit too hard. After all, we do appreciate all the work that went into producing these pictures. We want just more description and explanation about what is going on in these photos. Scroll down to see this weird collection of stock photos!

#1 Grandma Teaches Blond Children Important Life Lessons

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#2 Guy Reaches Through Computer Screen And Types Backwards While A Surprised Cat Looks Off Into The Distance

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#3 “A Centaur Has Met The Wrong Half. He Was Very Puzzled.”

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#4 Cat With A Bouquet At The Feet Of Mistress

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#5 Woman Throwing Spaghetti In A Forest

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#6 This Proposal

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#7 Excuse Me Miss, But That’s My D You’re Sitting On

reddit/ SonOfTheBlueMeanie

#8 Umm, Yeah, I Think We Found The Murderer

reddit/ BunnyAdorbs

#9 “Hey Lady, Your Computer Isn’t Even Switched On”

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#10 This Boy Installing The Newest Piece Of Software

reddit/ TeoTheBeast

#11 Cat Snake Cooking A Magical Potion

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#12 Should I Call The Ambulance Already? (Notice The Hand)

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#13 Hitler With Potatoes And A Picnic Blanket Looking Dress

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#14 No Potatoes While I’m Working Please

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#15 Need To Get Home Before The Storm, But I’m Hitting All The Cat Lights

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#16 Male Human Holds His Blobfish

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#17 I Searched For “A Large Bird” On Google And Was Not Disappointed

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#18 Lol Stop Struggling And Let Me Stab U

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#19 Drinking And Driving Taken To A Whole New Level

reddit/ Gaberiallo

#20 “Hacker” Stockphotos Are The Best

reddit/ Aelaan_Bluewood

#21 Catanic Featuring Leornado Dicatrio And Cate Winslet

reddit/ Chengers

#22 Goodbye You Slimy Freak

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#23 How To Keep Your Kids Safe On The Internet

reddit/ Nevraoj

#24 Memory Loss Is More Painful Than You Might Think

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#25 Real Art

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#26 She’s Just A Little Moody, Now Get The F*cking Pickles

reddit/ Your_Moms_Flame

#27 Just Taking A Bath

reddit/ Saltefanden

#28 Child Breaks The Fourth Dimension And Creates A Loophole, Sending His Legs Into A Different Dimension And Breaking His Back, All While Laughing About It.

reddit/ SeniorHippopotamus

#29 African American Snake At Job Interview

reddit/ Do_You_Even_KEK_Bro

#30 “Lemme Help You Out With That!”

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#31 Man Photoshopped Onto Egg

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#32 Man In Awe Of Some Guy Peeing

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#33 The Unconventional Birth Of A Pineapple

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#34 What We Need Is A Picture Of A Blindfolded Woman In Lingerie Holding A Pomegranate With A Octopus On It. Oh And Could You Set Up A Mirror In The Corner Showing Another Woman Sulking? Perfect. Thanks

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#35 Bare Chested Man With Tattoos, Wearing Butterfly Wings

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h/t: demilked